Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Auditioning for the role of VP of the US tonight, Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Obama: What do you have prepared for us tonight, Ms. Clinton.
Hil: Oh nothing, just a little thing I like to call, concession.
Obama: Wonderful, lets hear it.
Hil: Fight! Fight! Fight! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Obama to self: Well, fuck.
Obama: Thank you Ms. Clinton, that was wonderful. You are so special. I really hope you go one to do lots of special things.
Hil: Checkers!
Peanut gallery: Wow, bitter much? Give it up, maybe Chels will get it in another 20 years.

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